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Celebrity Grudge Match: Donald Trump vs. God

Nov 11 2016

 

"I'm really good at war. I love war in a certain way. But only when we win."  -Donald Trump

"Bless are the Peace makers, for they shall inherit the earth." Mt. 5:9

"Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country's representatives can figure out what is going on."  -Donald Trump

“When a stranger sojourns with you in your land, you shall not do him wrong. You shall treat the stranger who sojourns with you as the native among you, and you shall love him as yourself, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt: I am the Lord your God."  -Leviticus 19:33-34

"You know, it really doesn`t matter what [the media] write as long as you`ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass." –Donald Trump

"Likewise, husbands, live with your wives in an understanding way, showing honor to the woman as the weaker vessel, since they are heirs with you of the grace of life." -I Peter 3:7

"Yeah, she's really something, and what a beauty, that one. If I weren't happily married and, ya know, her father . . . " –Donald Trump on his daughter Ivanka

“None of you shall approach any one of his close relatives to uncover nakedness. I am the Lord." -Leviticus 18:6

"Women: You have to treat them like shit."  -Donald Trump

"Treat older women as mothers, younger women as sisters, in all purity." -I Timothy 5:2

"The beauty of me is that I'm very rich." –Donald Trump

"Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God." -Matthew 19:24

“I like kids. I mean, I won’t do anything to take care of them. I’ll supply funds, and she’ll take care of the kids." –Donald Trump

, "Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these." -Matthew 19:14

“Now, the poor guy — you've got to see this guy, ‘Ah, I don't know what I said! I don't remember!'" –Donald Trump, mocking New York Times investigative reporter Serge Kovaleski, who has a physical disability

 “When you give a dinner or a banquet, do not invite your friends or your brothers or your relatives or rich neighbors, lest they also invite you in return and you be repaid. But when you give a feast, invite the poor, the crippled, the lame, the blind."  -Luke 14:12 - 13

"These people – I'd like to use really foul language. I won't do it. I was going to say they're really full of s**t, but I won't say that." –Donald Trump

Let no unwholesome word proceed from your mouth, but only such a word as is good for edification according to the need of the moment, so that it will give grace to those who hear."  -Ephesians 4:29

"Why do I have to repent? Why do I have to ask forgiveness if I'm not making mistakes." -Donald Trump

" for I am not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance."  -Matthew 9:13

 

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