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Top 10 Reasons to Have the Supreme Court Jesters at your Church

Mar 16 2011

We have not pursued services in churches a lot, choosing to focus on outreach beyond the walls of the church. However, the Lord has put it on my heart to begin to book more church shows, for the congregation as a whole, not just children's ministry. What follows are the top 10 reasons to bring the Supreme Court Jesters to your home church:

10) When was the last time machetes were flying through the air in your sanctuary?


9) Maybe the trip to your church will be the time our mini van's odometer hits a quarter million miles!


8) In this economy, we're pleased with any size offering.


7) When people hear you're having the Supreme Court Jester, some will come expecting Clarence Thomas to be at your church.


6) We perform illusions, not magic. We are 100% Muggle, and have never even visited Hogwarts School.


5) You probably haven't had people in your church throwing dishes since that last Greek wedding.


4) If we're out doing shows, I won't have time to write these lame lists.


3) We've performed in mission churches with one light bulb, and in cathedrals. We can adapt to any setting.


2) We just got new magnetic signs for our van, and we want to show them off.


1) If you call to book us, I'll know someone out there is reading my blogs!


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The presentation was fun and encouraging... The gospel message was clear and encouraging. I purchased your book and just finished it. Your scope is broad and again encouraging. May God continue to bless your ministry. I will encourage others to read your book. -Parishioner of a local church

"Hey, I just wanted to say that was a great message in chapel today! It touched something:) thanks for doing it!" -High School Student  

"We are so grateful that you brought your amazing ministry back to our church this year... The Gospel message you bring applies to all!  It is such a positive, valuable work that you do."  -Coordinator of Christian Ed. UCC Church

"There's no questioning it. This is powerful stuff. It's extremely touching at times, never less than entertaining, and I see a lot of sincere love for Jesus in you guys."  -Dwight Lilies, song writer

The Lord has given you a wonderful window through which to present the Gospel!   - Field Director of Alliance Missions to Paraguay

"What a wonderful ministry to both children and adults.  In past years it has been a struggle to arrange programing that would hold the attention of all ages, but also challenge each heart with God's gift of Salvation.  Thank you for sharing your ministry."  -Sunday School Sup't.

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